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WHAT IS IT?The quintessential American poet, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, lived in this yellow Georgian mansion from 1837 to 1882. The house also served as temporary headquarters for George Washington during the Revolutionary War.
BEAUTY (2/10)
In the 1800's painting your house a blandish yellow equated to wealth and success. We are glad that went out of style.
The insides of Longfellow's mansion represent the worst of Victorian-era excesses: unending clutter, elaborate showiness and more marble busts than we could keep track of. Each room we entered got progressively uglier. “It can't get any worse than this one,” we kept thinking. Oh yes it can. Our tour guide's insistence on the room's absolute beauty only made the situation more comical.
HISTORICAL INTEREST (4/10)
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. Poet, teacher and creator of American legends through his grand epics Song of Hiawatha, Evangeline and The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere.
Or Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. Glorified limerick writer, nostalgic, sentimental hack whose ridiculously dumb-downed themes and simplistic rhyme schemes are appropriately read primarily by first graders. We know which judgment we tend towards.
CROWDS (3/10)
Bad news all around. We missed the 11:30 am House tour by 3 minutes and were not allowed to catch up meaning the next tour was at 1:00 pm. We tried to piggy back onto a special college tour after an invitation from two considerate undergrads. No dice. Their leader ratted us out, told us to leave and we were left to wander the sweltering streets of Cambridge. Oh, if eyes could shoot daggers.
EASE OF USE/ACCESS (4/5)The Site is about a half-mile from the Harvard Square Red Line T (Subway) Station. So that's where we went. We enjoyed our unexpected lunchtime break on the Harvard University's library steps and in a few Cambridge book stores. Time well spent.
Park literature recommends the T because street parking can very very difficult and time limited. From the Harvard Square Stop, travel west on either Church and then right onto Brattle. The House is located at 105 Brattle; the pleasant walk will pass Radcliffe College.
The Site is open only Wednesdays through Sundays from 10 am through 4:30 pm. Six tours leave daily: at 10:30; 11:30; 1; 2; 3; and 4. Harsh Boston weather shuts the Park down from October through the end of May; the Polar Bears and Sabre-toothed Tigers migrate back to Canada around Mother's Day.
CONCESSIONS/BOOKSTORE (3/5)
Its literary merits aside, the title of Harold Bloom's anthology Stories and Poems for Extremely Intelligent Children of All Ages (for sale here) captures the mood of the Longfellow NHS perfectly. Unbearably pompous, condescending and superior despite the fact that its subject matter is meant for children.
The historical fiction novel, The Dante Club, in which Longfellow is a character is on sale here in its best-selling glory as is the more intriguingly-titled Longfellow's Tattoo's which examines the body art and physical art Longfellow's son's collected while living in Japan in 1871.
COSTS (3/5)
Tours of the house run $3 per person, free with the National Parks Pass.
RANGER/GUIDE TO TOURIST RATIO (3/5)
Six Ranger-led tours a day with a max size of 15 is not bad. Unless you are the 16th and 17th persons that is. Walking around Cambridge at noon was nice, it really was.
TOURS/CLASSES (1/10)
We might have forgotten about our meandering time had the tour been worthwhile. But like the Victorian designs, our lessons got laughably worse as we moved from room to room. We were not the only disappointed ones; we think the husband who dragged his pregnant wife onto the tour is still repaying her for her visible anguish.
Did we learn nothing or was there just nothing to learn? The Site has no intro film and no museum to answer that question.
FUN (1/10)Longfellow NHS successfully completes the trifecta of un-fun Historic Sites: 1) Dubiously distinguished dude; 2) Dreadfully dull discourse; and 3) Disastrously disgusting decor.
WOULD WE RECOMMEND? (1/10)
The 1:00 pm tour was not the first time we had to return to the Longfellow NHS. We came here on a gorgeous April, 2004 afternoon only to find out the Site does not open until May. You, good tourist, don't have to worry about when the Site is open or not open because there is no need to come here.
TOTAL 25/80
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